Friday, June 1, 2012

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears! Fat People...and Misappropriation of Descriptive Terms!

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears! Fat People...and Misappropriation of Descriptive Terms! (Ode to Family Guy)

Fat People really get on my nerves, and before you get defensive and start with Medical this, Genetic this, obviously not those sort of terribly unlucky Fat people. Just the rest. So Fat People and the associated Misappropriation of Descriptive Terms!

BBW: Big Boned Woman aka Lazy and Looking for an Excuse: In all my years of Study to become a Personal Trainer I never once stumbled across this Chapter. The BBW body shape. I read about Metamorph, Mesomorph and Endomorph...but sadly no BBWmorph. BBW are usually found in certain social groups, they self diagnose the events behind their weight. They often fail to recognise that their Diet consists of Fast Food, M&M's and they do NO exercise aside from walking to the Fridge.

Curvy: A Fat Person who has attempted to Hijack a Term used to Describe Latina Women and others with Similar Measurements. Curvy Women are not Fat. Curvy refers to the Ratio of Shoulder to Waist to Hip and Breast to Ass. It is possible to be 5'2, 10c and Curvy without being fat or be 5'11, 10dd and Curvy, or 4'10, 10b and Curvy. This figure is often similar to Playboys preferred 36/24/34 (Approximated). A woman with a Stick Figure is often  26/24/26, fairly Linear. Curvy does not have an Ethnic Distinction, whether Asian, Latin, European, Indian, African, Islander etc.

Overweight is Not Curvy...although there is a great deal of resemblance to Jelly and Donuts.

I imploy you...fat women...stop stealing descriptive terms that describe the hotter members of your gender! who look good in Bikini's!